Photo

princessdaisyofficial:

cringepics:

DOO WEEEE DOOOOO

This is so embarrassing I hope none of y’all act like this in public around other human beings omfg

(via saltedvagina)

Source: cringepics
Text

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(via blue-besitos)

Source:
Text

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

(via blue-besitos)

Source: andystjohn
Text

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

(via boners-exposed)

Source: whatever-peasant
Photo Set
Photo Set

kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

(via gaskarths)

Source: ruinedchildhood
Text

hedgehogfanclub:

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

(via gaskarths)

Source: kikmessenger
Text

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

image

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

(via gaskarths)

Source: caseyanthonyofficial
Photo

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(via darlingbesitos)

Source: walkinggtall
Text

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

(via oldasianman)

Source: collectiveassbutts
Text

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

image

you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via ohpreciado)

Source: babyknope
Photo Set

brarakat:

my eyes have been opened

(via ohpreciado)

Source: twentyyearshasgonesofast
Photo
Text

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

Source: little-blue-aeroplane
Photo Set